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Quite often I have customers come in wondering, “what the heck do need for a bachelorette party?” Not all women have a bachelorette party for all kinds of various reasons, so when it does come time for them to actually throw one, it can be a bit trivial. NO WORRIES! I’m here to help. I have done some research and talked with friends. The information below is what I have come up with to ease the stress.

Let’s start off with a bit of history so you can understand  exactly why you are throwing this party in the first place. Wikipedia states:

“The bachelorette party is consciously modled after the centuries-old
bachelor’s party, which is itself is historically a dinner given by the
bridegroom to his friends before his wedding.”

I want to say thank you to all of the people (men, women and couples) who have tried to take me home from the adult store. In bein an expert of the  Laws of attraction, I know that it takes that it takes huge balls as a couple or single person to ask anyone out. I am really flattered.

Now with that being said, I am a person. If I’m going to even take anyone serious, there are some basic rules.

I work at your local sex store. Surprise, I already know that your there to find your kink. I am willing to have a conversation with you so that I can explain everything I know about any product we carry. However I am not part of the product line we sell. I am here to serve you but only to a certain point. Come on I’m just your every-day nice sex store girl. Just because I work here doesn’t mean that I’m slutty or stupid.

Cosmopolitan writes some of the most whacked out funny sexy tips! (someone is going to get hurt or go to jail)

You have to love Cosmopolitan magazine and give them due credit. It must be hard to come up with sex content considering 80 percent of the magazine is about wild sex and sexy times. Anyone who has ever read at 3 months of Cosmopolitan in a row will know that the articles are pretty much the same crap just hashed month after month after month after month (you get my gist).

Who ever writes the sex tips has one hell of a imagination. I do have a question for the editors:  Who the hell are theses crazy tips for? Porn stars? People on ecstasy? Virgins who don’t know any better?